That's what I'm calling my ATC for the Tabloid Trash swap on Swapbot. I felt kinda Halloweeny since I picked up one of the "alien dog-headed mutants with malaria take over Siberia and build three-story shopping mall" type tabloids -- I didn't see any really entertaining-looking "Cindy Crawford is pregnant with Tom Hanks's baby and wants to raise it as a Scientologist!" type stuff, although that was what I was looking for. And I get kinda wacky when I'm doing Halloween stuff, unless I get Victorian, so wacky it is:

Yay. Onward, ever onward with eating through the current Project List of Doom!