Also, momentous news! I. Have. Been. Hooked up as a designer on Ravelry.
Behold, my profile now shows that I Design Patterns:

(The blue arrow points to the hug monster I made with that pattern I just mentioned.)
My official designer page is here, but I haven't done anything special to it yet, so it's just an echo of my personal profile ... with my designs attached at the bottom.
HURRAH.
:D